I know they were there! I checked when he was born!
They used to work too! He used to wake at every little noise in the room!
But they’re GONE… I think they must have been stolen… I sure as heck didn’t sell them, or lose them (I think?).
Maybe they just got worn out. Have I been shouting that loud that he turned down the volume?
You know what I don’t actually care what the problem is …
I just want them back.
I’m willing to pay!
Or swop … I’ll swop you a mouth for an ear?!! Any takers with non stop talkers?
I’m sure that one day they’ll make their way back.
But please dear ears don’t take your time, hurry home…
I NEED YOU!!